- When I'm sick (like right now), I wish they made a giant, blue nose bulb for adults like they do for babies. There is something so satisfying about clearing a baby's nose and I wish I could do the same to mine.
- When I get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and don't turn the lights on, the thought almost always crosses my mind, "I hope a snake isn't hiding in the toilet waiting to bite me on the bottom".
That's it. Over and out.